Ben Team

A more perfect union of Bens.

The secret society of Bens. United by name, divided by spelling preferences. If you know, you know.

Pineapple on pizza

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Shockingly, 83% of this team say no!

Spirit animal

Charming. Bearded (sometimes). Goes by one syllable.

Roadmap

What we're building

Reach Ben singularityETA: When HR caves
Rename every PostHog employee to Ben. Drafting the HR change request now.
Settle the Ben vs Benn vs Benjamin spelling warETA: Q3 (optimistic)
Currently blocked on consensus. A working group has been formed.
Standardize beard length across the teamETA: Q3
A ruler has been ordered. Clean-shaven Bens granted a 90-day grace period.
Establish an official spirit beverageETA: TBD
Leading candidates: tea, lager, espresso. Tasting underway.

Under consideration

Petition Unicode to add a 'Ben' emoji
Initial draft circulating. Visual reference: see header photo.
Mandatory annual Ben census
With matching nametags. Sponsor candidates being interviewed.
At least one Ben on every call
Pending PostHog policy review.

Recently shipped

Matching baseball caps procured
Five out of five Bens compliant. See evidence above.
Inaugural Ben group photo
Barbados, 2026. Filed under permanent record.

All Ben-related business occurs in #club-benquin. Membership is self-evident.

Members